I said “this time will be different.” Then I made the same mistake again 😅 At this point, consistency is my only talent. Still learning. Still @idiot.

Woke up thinking today would be different. Made a solid plan, felt confident, even smiled a little 😌 By evening, I’d messed up in three different ways, trusted the wrong person again, and forgot why I even made the plan 🤦‍♂️ Same idiot. New lesson.

Today I trusted my gut. Turns out my gut is also an idiot 🤦‍♂️ Made the wrong call, learned the lesson, laughed it off 😅 Still messing up. Still trying. Still @idiot.

Today I thought I had everything figured out 😌 Trusted the wrong person, ignored my instincts, and said “it’s fine” way too many times 🤦‍♂️ By evening, reality hit hard 💔 Felt stupid, laughed at myself 😂, learned something new 📚, and moved on 🚶‍♂️ Still an idiot 🤷‍♂️ - just a little wiser than yesterday 🧠

I overthink simple things and ignore important ones. Not a genius. Not a villain. Just an idiot doing my best and learning the hard way 😌